{"id":12997,"date":"2015-10-18T14:05:37","date_gmt":"2015-10-18T12:05:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/?p=12997"},"modified":"2015-10-18T14:06:25","modified_gmt":"2015-10-18T12:06:25","slug":"chistes-43-y-44","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/2015\/10\/18\/chistes-43-y-44\/","title":{"rendered":"CHISTES 43 Y 44"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3><span style=\"color: #0000ff\">Pepito estaba en la feria y ten\u00eda ganas de hacer caca, y le pit\u00f3 un coche:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff6600\">&#8211; \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1 pi !!! \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1pi!!!! <\/span><\/h3>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #0000ff\">\u00a0Pepito dijo: <\/span><\/h3>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ff0000\">&#8211; Pipi NO \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1popo!!!<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3><\/h3>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: left\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff\">Este es un tipo que le dice a otro : <\/span><\/h2>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: left\"><span style=\"color: #008000\">-\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 metes el peri\u00f3dico en la nevera?<\/span><\/h2>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: left\"><span style=\"color: #800080\">&#8211; Para tener noticias frescas.<\/span><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: right\">Pedro<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pepito estaba en la feria y ten\u00eda ganas de hacer caca, y le pit\u00f3 un coche: &#8211; \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1 pi !!! \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1pi!!!! \u00a0Pepito dijo: &#8211; Pipi NO \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1popo!!! Este es un tipo que le dice a otro : -\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 metes el peri\u00f3dico en la nevera? &#8211; Para tener noticias frescas. Pedro<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[83,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12997","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chistes-pasatiempos","category-pasatiempos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4lw4c-3nD","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12997","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12997"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12997\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12997"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12997"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12997"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}