{"id":2651,"date":"2012-10-22T09:04:51","date_gmt":"2012-10-22T07:04:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alqueriasegundociclo.wordpress.com\/?p=2651"},"modified":"2012-10-22T09:04:51","modified_gmt":"2012-10-22T07:04:51","slug":"chiste-no-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/2012\/10\/22\/chiste-no-1\/","title":{"rendered":"CHISTE N\u00ba 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align:left\"><span style=\"color:#000000;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><span style=\"color:#000000;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\">En un hotel. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left\"><span style=\"color:#000000;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><span style=\"color:#000000;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\">Un ni\u00f1o le dice a su madre si se puede tirar desde el trampol\u00edn de diez metros.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left\"><span style=\"font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;color:#000000\" class=\"Apple-style-span\">La madre le da permiso y vuelve con una pierna rota.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left\"><span style=\"color:#000000;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><span style=\"color:#000000;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\">Al d\u00eda siguiente,le pregunta otra vez a su madre:<\/p>\n<p>-Mam\u00e1. \u00bfPuedo bajar a la piscina y tirarme del trampol\u00edn de diez metros?<\/p>\n<p>-Ni hablar, -contesta la madre-, \u00bfno te acuerdas de lo que pas\u00f3 ayer?<\/p>\n<p>Y el ni\u00f1o responde: -Ya, pero es que hoy han puesto agua.<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfLO PILL\u00c1IS?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Jose Miguel<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En un hotel. Un ni\u00f1o le dice a su madre si se puede tirar desde el trampol\u00edn de diez metros. La madre le da permiso y vuelve con una pierna rota. Al d\u00eda siguiente,le pregunta otra vez a su madre: -Mam\u00e1. \u00bfPuedo bajar a la piscina y tirarme del trampol\u00edn de diez metros? -Ni hablar, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/2012\/10\/22\/chiste-no-1\/\" class=\"more-link\">Seguir leyendo <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">CHISTE N\u00ba 1<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[83,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2651","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chistes-pasatiempos","category-pasatiempos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4lw4c-GL","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2651","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2651"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2651\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2651"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2651"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2651"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}