{"id":2701,"date":"2012-10-28T10:00:09","date_gmt":"2012-10-28T08:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alqueriasegundociclo.wordpress.com\/?p=2701"},"modified":"2012-10-28T10:00:09","modified_gmt":"2012-10-28T08:00:09","slug":"chiste-no-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/2012\/10\/28\/chiste-no-4\/","title":{"rendered":"CHISTE N\u00ba 4"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>Otro chiste.<br \/>\nUn profe le pregunta a una ni\u00f1a en la clase de matem\u00e1ticas.<br \/>\n&#8211; Si en una mano tienes 15 peras y en la otra 10.<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00bfQu\u00e9 es lo que tienes?<\/h4>\n<h4>Y la ni\u00f1a responde:<br \/>\n&#8211; Unas manos enormes.<\/h4>\n<p>Jos\u00e9 Miguel A.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Otro chiste. Un profe le pregunta a una ni\u00f1a en la clase de matem\u00e1ticas. &#8211; Si en una mano tienes 15 peras y en la otra 10. &#8211; \u00bfQu\u00e9 es lo que tienes? Y la ni\u00f1a responde: &#8211; Unas manos enormes. Jos\u00e9 Miguel A.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[83,36,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chistes-pasatiempos","category-noticias","category-pasatiempos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4lw4c-Hz","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2701"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2701\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}