{"id":2783,"date":"2012-10-30T09:24:19","date_gmt":"2012-10-30T08:24:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alqueriasegundociclo.wordpress.com\/?p=2783"},"modified":"2012-10-30T09:24:19","modified_gmt":"2012-10-30T08:24:19","slug":"chiste-no-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/2012\/10\/30\/chiste-no-5\/","title":{"rendered":"CHISTE N\u00ba 5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>De chiste:<\/p>\n<h3>Van dos catetos en un tren y le dice uno a otro:<br \/>\n-Oye, \u00bfHas visto qu\u00e9 r\u00e1pido pasan los postes?<br \/>\nY le contesta el otro:<br \/>\n-S\u00ed, a la vuelta nos venimos en un poste mejor.<\/h3>\n<p>Ismael<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#000000;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size:11px;line-height:normal\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De chiste: Van dos catetos en un tren y le dice uno a otro: -Oye, \u00bfHas visto qu\u00e9 r\u00e1pido pasan los postes? Y le contesta el otro: -S\u00ed, a la vuelta nos venimos en un poste mejor. Ismael \u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,83,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-4o-epo","category-chistes-pasatiempos","category-pasatiempos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4lw4c-IT","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2783"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2783\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}