{"id":2826,"date":"2012-10-31T08:32:46","date_gmt":"2012-10-31T07:32:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alqueriasegundociclo.wordpress.com\/?p=2826"},"modified":"2012-10-31T08:32:46","modified_gmt":"2012-10-31T07:32:46","slug":"chiste-no-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/2012\/10\/31\/chiste-no-6\/","title":{"rendered":"CHISTE N\u00ba 6"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color:#000000;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><span style=\"color:#000000;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><br \/>\n<strong>Juanito<\/strong> entra corriendo en el comedor,le pide un vaso de agua a su padre y regresa a su habitaci\u00f3n.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#000000;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><span style=\"color:#000000;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><strong>Al<\/strong> cabo de un momento, Juanito vuelve a entrar en el comedor, pide un vaso de agua a su padre y regresa a su habitaci\u00f3n.<br \/>\n<strong>No<\/strong> han pasado ni diez segundos y Juanito vuelve al comedor, pide otro vaso de agua y,cuando est\u00e1 a punto de regresar a su habitaci\u00f3n, su padre le dice:<br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#0000ff\">\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 -Ya no me pidas m\u00e1s. Ya has bebido bastante.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#000000;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><span style=\"color:#000000;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\">Y Juanito contesta:<br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#0000ff\">\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 -\u00a1Pero es que todav\u00eda hay fuego en mi habitaci\u00f3n!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;color:#0000ff\"><span style=\"font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#000000\">\u00bfLo pill\u00e1is?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Jose M.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Juanito entra corriendo en el comedor,le pide un vaso de agua a su padre y regresa a su habitaci\u00f3n. Al cabo de un momento, Juanito vuelve a entrar en el comedor, pide un vaso de agua a su padre y regresa a su habitaci\u00f3n. No han pasado ni diez segundos y Juanito vuelve al comedor, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/2012\/10\/31\/chiste-no-6\/\" class=\"more-link\">Seguir leyendo <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">CHISTE N\u00ba 6<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[83,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chistes-pasatiempos","category-pasatiempos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4lw4c-JA","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2826"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2826\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}