{"id":2909,"date":"2012-11-08T08:31:13","date_gmt":"2012-11-08T07:31:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alqueriasegundociclo.wordpress.com\/?p=2909"},"modified":"2012-11-08T08:31:13","modified_gmt":"2012-11-08T07:31:13","slug":"chiste-no-9-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/2012\/11\/08\/chiste-no-9-2\/","title":{"rendered":"CHISTE N\u00ba 9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color:#000080\">Dos vampiros van volando y se cruzan.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#000080\">Uno le pregunta al otro:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#008000\">-\u00bfComo te llamas?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#0000ff\">El otro le responde:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#ff6600\">-Vampi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#008000\">&#8211; Vampi_\u00bfque?<\/span> <span style=\"color:#0000ff\">-Le insiste el otro.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#ff6600\">-Vampirito.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#008000\">-Y t\u00fa, \u00bfc\u00f3mo te llamas?<\/span> <span style=\"color:#0000ff\">Le pregunta.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#ff6600\"> -Otto.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#008000\"> Oto_\u00bfqu\u00e9?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#ff6600\"> Otto vampirito<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#0000ff\">\u00bfLo pillais?????<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Carmen R.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dos vampiros van volando y se cruzan. Uno le pregunta al otro: -\u00bfComo te llamas? El otro le responde: -Vampi. &#8211; Vampi_\u00bfque? -Le insiste el otro. -Vampirito. -Y t\u00fa, \u00bfc\u00f3mo te llamas? Le pregunta. -Otto. Oto_\u00bfqu\u00e9? Otto vampirito \u00bfLo pillais????? Carmen R.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[83,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2909","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chistes-pasatiempos","category-pasatiempos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4lw4c-KV","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2909","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2909"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2909\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2909"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2909"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2909"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}