{"id":3071,"date":"2012-11-13T09:25:40","date_gmt":"2012-11-13T08:25:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alqueriasegundociclo.wordpress.com\/?p=3071"},"modified":"2012-11-13T09:25:40","modified_gmt":"2012-11-13T08:25:40","slug":"chiste-no-13","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/2012\/11\/13\/chiste-no-13\/","title":{"rendered":"CHISTE N\u00ba 13"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color:#000080\">UN CHISTE.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#0000ff\">MAMA CU\u00c9NTAME UN CHISTE.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#993300\">-NO HIJO, AY\u00daDAME A LIMPIAR LOS PLATOS.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#000080\">Y EL NI\u00d1O RESPONDE.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#0000ff\">-!!!JA,JA,JA,JA\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1QUE BUENO MAMA.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>MARCOS M. S.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>UN CHISTE. MAMA CU\u00c9NTAME UN CHISTE. -NO HIJO, AY\u00daDAME A LIMPIAR LOS PLATOS. Y EL NI\u00d1O RESPONDE. -!!!JA,JA,JA,JA\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1QUE BUENO MAMA. MARCOS M. S.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[83,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3071","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chistes-pasatiempos","category-pasatiempos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4lw4c-Nx","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3071","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3071"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3071\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}