{"id":3123,"date":"2012-11-16T09:00:20","date_gmt":"2012-11-16T08:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alqueriasegundociclo.wordpress.com\/?p=3123"},"modified":"2012-11-16T09:00:20","modified_gmt":"2012-11-16T08:00:20","slug":"chiste-no-15","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/2012\/11\/16\/chiste-no-15\/","title":{"rendered":"CHISTE N\u00ba 15"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color:#0000ff\">UN SE\u00d1OR LE DICE A UN NI\u00d1O:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#ff6600\">-\u00bfSABES LO QUE SIGNIFICA \u201cWHY\u201d?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#0000ff\">EL NI\u00d1O LE RESPONDE:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#ff6600\">&#8211; \u00bfPOR QU\u00c9?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#0000ff\">LUEGO EL SE\u00d1OR LE DICE:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#ff6600\">-POR SABERLO.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Jose Miguel<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><span style=\"color:#0000ff\">\u00bfQu\u00e9 os parece este chiste?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><span style=\"color:#ff6600\">\u00bfCu\u00e1l es el colmo de un astronomo?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><span style=\"color:#008000\">\u00a1Pegarse un martillazo en el dedo y ver las estrellas en pleno d\u00eda!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><span style=\"color:#ff6600\">\u00bfY la de un coctel?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><span style=\"color:#008000\">\u00a1Sentirse agitado!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">Alba<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#000080\">\u00a1PARA QUE OS RI\u00c1IS, OTRO CHISTE!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#3366ff\">\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 mi t\u00edo guarda el peri\u00f3dico en la nevera?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#ff6600\">Para tener siempre las noticias frescas.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#008000\">\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1VENGA,\u00a0 RE\u00cdROS!!!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#000000\">Enrique<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>UN SE\u00d1OR LE DICE A UN NI\u00d1O: -\u00bfSABES LO QUE SIGNIFICA \u201cWHY\u201d? EL NI\u00d1O LE RESPONDE: &#8211; \u00bfPOR QU\u00c9?\u00a0 LUEGO EL SE\u00d1OR LE DICE: -POR SABERLO. Jose Miguel \u00bfQu\u00e9 os parece este chiste? \u00bfCu\u00e1l es el colmo de un astronomo? \u00a1Pegarse un martillazo en el dedo y ver las estrellas en pleno d\u00eda! \u00bfY la &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/2012\/11\/16\/chiste-no-15\/\" class=\"more-link\">Seguir leyendo <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">CHISTE N\u00ba 15<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[83,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chistes-pasatiempos","category-pasatiempos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4lw4c-On","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3123"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3123\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}