{"id":3187,"date":"2012-11-19T19:27:59","date_gmt":"2012-11-19T18:27:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alqueriasegundociclo.wordpress.com\/?p=3187"},"modified":"2012-11-19T19:27:59","modified_gmt":"2012-11-19T18:27:59","slug":"chiste-17o","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/2012\/11\/19\/chiste-17o\/","title":{"rendered":"CHISTE N\u00ba 18"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color:#ff0000\">\u00bfQu\u00e9 es un lodo?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#339966\">Un pajado vede<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">En la escuela, la maestra le pregunta a Jaimito:<br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#00ccff\"> A ver Jaimito, \u00bfc\u00f3mo te imaginas la escuela ideal?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#ff6600\"> \u00a1Cerrada, maestra, cerrada!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left\">Elena O.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00bfQu\u00e9 es un lodo? Un pajado vede En la escuela, la maestra le pregunta a Jaimito: A ver Jaimito, \u00bfc\u00f3mo te imaginas la escuela ideal? \u00a1Cerrada, maestra, cerrada! Elena O.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[83,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chistes-pasatiempos","category-pasatiempos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4lw4c-Pp","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3187\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}