{"id":3233,"date":"2012-11-26T13:15:41","date_gmt":"2012-11-26T12:15:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alqueriasegundociclo.wordpress.com\/?p=3233"},"modified":"2012-11-26T13:15:41","modified_gmt":"2012-11-26T12:15:41","slug":"chiste-no-19","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/2012\/11\/26\/chiste-no-19\/","title":{"rendered":"CHISTE N\u00ba 19"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align:center\"><span style=\"color:#0000ff\">\u00bfQu\u00e9\u00a0 hace\u00a0\u00a0 un\u00a0\u00a0 barco\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 cuando\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 llega\u00a0\u00a0 al\u00a0\u00a0 muelle?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><span style=\"color:#008000\">\u00a0boing<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><span style=\"color:#0000ff\">\u00bfQu\u00e9\u00a0 hace\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 una\u00a0 hormiga\u00a0\u00a0 en\u00a0 el\u00a0\u00a0 desierto?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><span style=\"color:#008000\">Pues\u00a0 \u00a1muy\u00a0 poquita\u00a0\u00a0 sombra!\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">Giulio<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#0000ff\">\u00bfC\u00f3mo se le pone nombre a un chino lanzando una lata?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#ff6600\">Lo pill\u00e1is<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Alfredo<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><span style=\"color:#0000ff\">-ABUELA, ABUELA TENGO I POD<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#008000\">Y LA ABUELA CONTESTA:<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<span style=\"color:#ff6600\">TRANQUILO HIJO, ESO CON UN VASO DE AGUA SE TE QUITA.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">Marcos M.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#0000ff\">Jaimito,\u00a0 \u00bfqu\u00e9 es\u00a0 un\u00a0 bast\u00f3n ?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#008000\">Pues\u2026 un\u00a0 paraguas.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#0000ff\">Jaimito\u00a0 \u00bf c\u00f3mo\u00a0 se llama\u00a0 el\u00a0\u00a0 animal\u00a0 que\u00a0\u00a0 cambia\u00a0\u00a0 de\u00a0\u00a0 color ?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#008000\">Se\u00a0 llama\u00a0\u00a0 sem\u00e1foro .<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Elena<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><span style=\"color:#0000ff\">\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 el gallo no cruza la carretera?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><span style=\"color:#ff6600\">Porque es un gallina.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">Enrique<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#0000ff\">\u00bfEn qu\u00e9 se parece un tren, una familia y un cerdo?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#008000\">Un tren no se parece en nada y el cerdo para despistar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Manu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00bfQu\u00e9\u00a0 hace\u00a0\u00a0 un\u00a0\u00a0 barco\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 cuando\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 llega\u00a0\u00a0 al\u00a0\u00a0 muelle?\u00a0 \u00a0boing \u00bfQu\u00e9\u00a0 hace\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 una\u00a0 hormiga\u00a0\u00a0 en\u00a0 el\u00a0\u00a0 desierto?\u00a0 Pues\u00a0 \u00a1muy\u00a0 poquita\u00a0\u00a0 sombra!\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Giulio \u00bfC\u00f3mo se le pone nombre a un chino lanzando una lata? Lo pill\u00e1is Alfredo -ABUELA, ABUELA TENGO I POD Y LA ABUELA CONTESTA: &#8211;TRANQUILO HIJO, ESO CON UN VASO DE AGUA SE TE QUITA. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/2012\/11\/26\/chiste-no-19\/\" class=\"more-link\">Seguir leyendo <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">CHISTE N\u00ba 19<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[83,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chistes-pasatiempos","category-pasatiempos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4lw4c-Q9","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3233"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3233\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}