{"id":3600,"date":"2013-01-02T08:10:38","date_gmt":"2013-01-02T07:10:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alqueriasegundociclo.wordpress.com\/?p=3600"},"modified":"2013-01-02T08:10:38","modified_gmt":"2013-01-02T07:10:38","slug":"chiste-no-21","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/2013\/01\/02\/chiste-no-21\/","title":{"rendered":"CHISTE N\u00ba 21"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size:medium\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height:normal\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left\">Nos alegra saber que segu\u00eds animando con vuestros chistes. Esperamos m\u00e1s. Feliz a\u00f1o nuevo. Nos vemos pronto.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><span style=\"color:#0000ff\">Una aceituna va paseando con otra aceituna. <\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><span style=\"color:#0000ff\">Una se tropieza y la otra le pregunta:<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><span style=\"color:#008000\">&#8211; \u00bfEst\u00e1s bien? <\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><span style=\"color:#0000ff\">La otra responde:<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><span style=\"color:#ff6600\">&#8211; Creo que me he roto un hueso.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><span style=\"color:#0000ff\">La otra contesta:<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><span style=\"color:#008000\">-\u00a1Pero qu\u00e9 dices, si eres de anchoa!<\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align:-webkit-auto\"><span style=\"font-size:medium;color:#0000ff\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height:normal\">\u00bfC\u00f3mo le ponen los nombres a los chinos? <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:-webkit-auto\"><span style=\"font-size:medium;color:#ff6600\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height:normal\">-Tirando una lata. <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:-webkit-auto\"><span style=\"font-size:medium;color:#0000ff\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height:normal\">\u00bfLo pill\u00e1is?<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">Manu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Nos alegra saber que segu\u00eds animando con vuestros chistes. Esperamos m\u00e1s. Feliz a\u00f1o nuevo. Nos vemos pronto. Una aceituna va paseando con otra aceituna. Una se tropieza y la otra le pregunta: &#8211; \u00bfEst\u00e1s bien? La otra responde: &#8211; Creo que me he roto un hueso. La otra contesta: -\u00a1Pero qu\u00e9 dices, si eres &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/2013\/01\/02\/chiste-no-21\/\" class=\"more-link\">Seguir leyendo <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">CHISTE N\u00ba 21<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[83,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chistes-pasatiempos","category-pasatiempos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4lw4c-W4","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3600"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3600\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}