{"id":3617,"date":"2013-01-14T09:01:52","date_gmt":"2013-01-14T08:01:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alqueriasegundociclo.wordpress.com\/?p=3617"},"modified":"2013-01-14T09:01:52","modified_gmt":"2013-01-14T08:01:52","slug":"chiste-no-22","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/2013\/01\/14\/chiste-no-22\/","title":{"rendered":"CHISTE n\u00ba 22"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size:medium\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height:normal\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#008000\">Yo me s\u00e9 otro:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#0000ff\">Pregunta el profesor a Nacho:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#800080\">&#8211; Dime algo del \u201c Quijote\u201c.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#0000ff\">El alumno, un poco nervioso, le dice a su compa\u00f1ero:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#ff6600\">&#8211; S\u00f3plame, que no se nada.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#0000ff\">Y escucha: <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#0000ff\">-\u00abEn un lugar de la Mancha, de cuyo nombre no quiero acordarme\u2026\u201c.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#0000ff\">Y Nacho le dice a su amigo:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#ff6600\">&#8211; Por favor acu\u00e9rdate pronto que me suspenden.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u00a1VENGA, RE\u00cdROS!<\/p>\n<p>Alba<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Yo me s\u00e9 otro: Pregunta el profesor a Nacho: &#8211; Dime algo del \u201c Quijote\u201c. El alumno, un poco nervioso, le dice a su compa\u00f1ero: &#8211; S\u00f3plame, que no se nada. Y escucha: -\u00abEn un lugar de la Mancha, de cuyo nombre no quiero acordarme\u2026\u201c. Y Nacho le dice a su amigo: &#8211; Por &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/2013\/01\/14\/chiste-no-22\/\" class=\"more-link\">Seguir leyendo <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">CHISTE n\u00ba 22<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[83,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3617","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chistes-pasatiempos","category-pasatiempos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4lw4c-Wl","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3617","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3617"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3617\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}