{"id":3739,"date":"2013-01-22T12:50:01","date_gmt":"2013-01-22T11:50:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alqueriasegundociclo.wordpress.com\/?p=3739"},"modified":"2013-01-22T12:50:01","modified_gmt":"2013-01-22T11:50:01","slug":"chiste-no-24","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/2013\/01\/22\/chiste-no-24\/","title":{"rendered":"CHISTE N\u00ba 24"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size:medium\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height:normal\">\u00a0<span style=\"color:#003300\">H<\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"color:#003300\">e encontrado otro:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#0000ff\">Un perro lobo y un oso hormiguero est\u00e1n hablando y le pregunta el oso hormiguero:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#ff6600\">-Oye, \u00bf por qu\u00e9 te llamas perro lobo?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#800080\">&#8211; Por que mi padre es un perro y mi madre una loba<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#800080\">Y t\u00fa, \u00bfc\u00f3mo te llamas?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#ff6600\">&#8211; Oso hormiguero.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#800080\">-\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1Venga ya!!!!!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#003300\">Lo pill\u00e1is???????<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Alba<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0He encontrado otro: Un perro lobo y un oso hormiguero est\u00e1n hablando y le pregunta el oso hormiguero: -Oye, \u00bf por qu\u00e9 te llamas perro lobo? &#8211; Por que mi padre es un perro y mi madre una loba. Y t\u00fa, \u00bfc\u00f3mo te llamas? &#8211; Oso hormiguero. -\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1Venga ya!!!!! Lo pill\u00e1is??????? Alba<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[83,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3739","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chistes-pasatiempos","category-pasatiempos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4lw4c-Yj","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3739","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3739"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3739\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}