{"id":3749,"date":"2013-01-25T12:12:55","date_gmt":"2013-01-25T11:12:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alqueriasegundociclo.wordpress.com\/?p=3749"},"modified":"2013-01-25T12:12:55","modified_gmt":"2013-01-25T11:12:55","slug":"chiste-no-25","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/2013\/01\/25\/chiste-no-25\/","title":{"rendered":"CHISTE N\u00ba 25"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color:#008000\">Ah\u00ed va otro:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#0000ff\">Le pregunta el maestro a los alumnos en la clase:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#ff6600\">-\u00bfComo se llamaban la tres embarcaciones que llevaron a Col\u00f3n a Am\u00e9rica?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#0000ff\">De repente un ni\u00f1o ve a una chica super guapa y dice:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#800080\">-\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1Santa Mar\u00eda que pinta tiene la ni\u00f1a!!!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#008000\">\u00bfLO PILL\u00c1IS?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>ALBA<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah\u00ed va otro: Le pregunta el maestro a los alumnos en la clase: -\u00bfComo se llamaban la tres embarcaciones que llevaron a Col\u00f3n a Am\u00e9rica? De repente un ni\u00f1o ve a una chica super guapa y dice: -\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1Santa Mar\u00eda que pinta tiene la ni\u00f1a!!! \u00bfLO PILL\u00c1IS? ALBA<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[83,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chistes-pasatiempos","category-pasatiempos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4lw4c-Yt","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3749"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3749\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}