{"id":3815,"date":"2013-01-31T20:23:03","date_gmt":"2013-01-31T19:23:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alqueriasegundociclo.wordpress.com\/?p=3815"},"modified":"2013-01-31T20:23:03","modified_gmt":"2013-01-31T19:23:03","slug":"chiste-no-26","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/2013\/01\/31\/chiste-no-26\/","title":{"rendered":"CHISTE N\u00ba 26"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align:center\"><span style=\"color:#008000\">AH\u00cd VA OTRO CHISTE:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#0000ff\">Le dice la profesora a Jaimito:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#ff6600\">&#8211; Jaimito, \u00bfCu\u00e1nto es 2 por 2?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#0000ff\">Y le dice Jaimito:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#ff00ff\">&#8211; Empate.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#0000ff\">Le vuelve a preguntar la profesora:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#ff6600\">&#8211; \u00bfY cu\u00e1nto es 2 por 1?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#0000ff\">Y le dice Jaimito:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color:#ff00ff\">-Oferta.<\/span><br \/>\n\u00bf\u00bf\u00bf\u00bf\u00bf\u00bfLo pill\u00e1is??????<\/p>\n<p>Ismael<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AH\u00cd VA OTRO CHISTE: Le dice la profesora a Jaimito: &#8211; Jaimito, \u00bfCu\u00e1nto es 2 por 2? Y le dice Jaimito: &#8211; Empate. Le vuelve a preguntar la profesora: &#8211; \u00bfY cu\u00e1nto es 2 por 1? Y le dice Jaimito: -Oferta. \u00bf\u00bf\u00bf\u00bf\u00bf\u00bfLo pill\u00e1is?????? Ismael<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[83,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3815","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chistes-pasatiempos","category-pasatiempos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4lw4c-Zx","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3815","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3815"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3815\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}