{"id":6301,"date":"2013-11-18T21:28:06","date_gmt":"2013-11-18T20:28:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alqueriasegundociclo.wordpress.com\/?p=6301"},"modified":"2013-11-18T21:28:06","modified_gmt":"2013-11-18T20:28:06","slug":"chiste-no-35","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/2013\/11\/18\/chiste-no-35\/","title":{"rendered":"CHISTE N\u00ba 35"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align:center\"><strong><span style=\"font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;color:#0000ff\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size:11px;line-height:normal\">Est\u00e1n 2 tomates en una nevera y le dice uno al otro:<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><strong><span style=\"font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;color:#ff6600\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size:11px;line-height:normal\">&#8211; \u00a1Ay, qu\u00e9 frio!<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><span style=\"color:#0000ff\">Y contesta el otro:<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><strong><span style=\"font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;color:#008000\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size:11px;line-height:normal\">&#8211; \u00a1Haaaaa!<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><strong><span style=\"font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;color:#008000\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size:11px;line-height:normal\">&#8211; Un tomate que habla.<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pablo V.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Est\u00e1n 2 tomates en una nevera y le dice uno al otro: &#8211; \u00a1Ay, qu\u00e9 frio! Y contesta el otro: &#8211; \u00a1Haaaaa! &#8211; Un tomate que habla. Pablo V.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[83,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chistes-pasatiempos","category-pasatiempos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4lw4c-1DD","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6301"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6301\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}