{"id":6668,"date":"2014-01-10T08:40:27","date_gmt":"2014-01-10T07:40:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alqueriasegundociclo.wordpress.com\/?p=6668"},"modified":"2014-01-10T08:40:27","modified_gmt":"2014-01-10T07:40:27","slug":"chiste-no-37","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/2014\/01\/10\/chiste-no-37\/","title":{"rendered":"CHISTE N\u00ba 37"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align:center\"><span style=\"color:#0000ff\">Hab\u00eda\u00a0dos vampiros.<\/span><\/h2>\n<h2 style=\"text-align:center\"><span style=\"color:#0000ff\">Uno de ellos tiene la boca llena de sangre,<\/span><\/h2>\n<h2 style=\"text-align:center\"><span style=\"color:#0000ff\"> y dice el otro:<\/span><\/h2>\n<h2 style=\"text-align:center\"><span style=\"color:#008000\">&#8211; \u00bfDe d\u00f3nde has sacado esa sangre tan rica?<\/span><\/h2>\n<h2 style=\"text-align:center\"><span style=\"color:#0000ff\">Y le contesta:<\/span><\/h2>\n<h2 style=\"text-align:center\"><span style=\"color:#ff6600\">\u00a0&#8211; \u00bfVes ese muro?<\/span><\/h2>\n<h2 style=\"text-align:center\"><span style=\"color:#008000\"> &#8211; S\u00ed.<\/span><\/h2>\n<h2 style=\"text-align:center\"><span style=\"color:#ff6600\">&#8211; Pues yo no lo vi.<\/span><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">Laura G.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">Alex L.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hab\u00eda\u00a0dos vampiros. Uno de ellos tiene la boca llena de sangre, y dice el otro: &#8211; \u00bfDe d\u00f3nde has sacado esa sangre tan rica? Y le contesta: \u00a0&#8211; \u00bfVes ese muro? &#8211; S\u00ed. &#8211; Pues yo no lo vi. Laura G. Alex L.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[83,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6668","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chistes-pasatiempos","category-pasatiempos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4lw4c-1Jy","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6668","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6668"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6668\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}