{"id":6950,"date":"2013-08-19T19:07:03","date_gmt":"2013-08-19T17:07:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alqueriasegundociclo.wordpress.com\/?p=5541"},"modified":"2013-08-19T19:07:03","modified_gmt":"2013-08-19T17:07:03","slug":"chiste-no-27","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/2013\/08\/19\/chiste-no-27\/","title":{"rendered":"CHISTE N\u00ba 27"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Ah\u00ed va otro:<\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color:#0000ff\">Se cruzan dos vampiros volando\u2026<\/span><\/h2>\n<h2><span style=\"color:#008000\">-\u00bfC\u00f3mo te llamas?<\/span><\/h2>\n<h2><span style=\"color:#ff6600\">-Vampi.<\/span><\/h2>\n<h2>&#8211;<span style=\"color:#008000\">\u00bfVampi que?<\/span><\/h2>\n<h2><span style=\"color:#ff6600\">-Vampi rito. <\/span><\/h2>\n<h2><span style=\"color:#ff6600\">\u00bfY t\u00fa?<\/span><\/h2>\n<h2><span style=\"color:#008000\">-Otto<\/span>.<\/h2>\n<h2>-\u00bfOtto que?<\/h2>\n<h2>-Otto Vampirito.<\/h2>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<h2 style=\"text-align:center\">Javier M-V<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah\u00ed va otro: &nbsp; Se cruzan dos vampiros volando\u2026 -\u00bfC\u00f3mo te llamas? -Vampi. &#8211;\u00bfVampi que? -Vampi rito. \u00bfY t\u00fa? -Otto. -\u00bfOtto que? -Otto Vampirito. Javier M-V<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[83,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chistes-pasatiempos","category-pasatiempos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4lw4c-1O6","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6950"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6950\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriasegundociclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}