{"id":3621,"date":"2012-02-17T08:00:30","date_gmt":"2012-02-17T07:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alqueriatercerciclo.wordpress.com\/?p=3621"},"modified":"2014-02-24T16:10:04","modified_gmt":"2014-02-24T16:10:04","slug":"chistes-de-lepe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriatercerciclo\/2012\/02\/17\/chistes-de-lepe\/","title":{"rendered":"Chistes de Lepe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Una madre le pregunta al leperito:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>-\u00bfQu\u00e9 quieres ser de mayor?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>-Quiero ser imb\u00e9cil.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>-Pero qu\u00e9 dices hijito con lo guapo y listo que t\u00fa eres\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>-Pues s\u00ed, quiero ser imb\u00e9cil.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>-\u00bfY por qu\u00e9?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>-Porque siempre oigo a mi padre decir: \u00abcochazo que se ha comprado el imb\u00e9cil del se\u00f1orito, mira el chal\u00e9 que tiene el imb\u00e9cil del alcalde, mira nuestra vecina la guapa, el novio tan imb\u00e9cil que se ha echado\u2026\u00bb.<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/alqueriatercerciclo.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/02\/cochazo-ferrari.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3622\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriatercerciclo\/cochazo-ferrari\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriatercerciclo\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/13\/2012\/02\/cochazo-ferrari.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"400,300\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"cochazo-ferrari\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriatercerciclo\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/13\/2012\/02\/cochazo-ferrari.jpg\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3622\" title=\"cochazo-ferrari\" src=\"https:\/\/cloud.alqueria.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/13\/2012\/02\/cochazo-ferrari1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><\/strong><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00bfSabes por qu\u00e9 los de Lepe no guardan la leche en el frigor\u00edfico?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a1Porque no les cabe la vaca dentro!<img decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3623\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriatercerciclo\/cow\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriatercerciclo\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/13\/2012\/02\/vaca.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"598,598\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Aleksandr Ugorenkov - Fotolia&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;series object on white: isolated - plastic toy - cow&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;Aleksandr Ugorenkov - Fotolia&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;cow&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"vaca\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;series object on white: isolated &amp;#8211; plastic toy &amp;#8211; cow&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriatercerciclo\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/13\/2012\/02\/vaca.jpg\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-3623\" title=\"vaca\" src=\"https:\/\/cloud.alqueria.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/13\/2012\/02\/vaca1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"270\" height=\"247\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Una madre le pregunta al leperito: -\u00bfQu\u00e9 quieres ser de mayor? 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