{"id":4114,"date":"2012-03-15T00:08:24","date_gmt":"2012-03-14T23:08:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alqueriatercerciclo.wordpress.com\/?p=4114"},"modified":"2014-02-24T16:24:41","modified_gmt":"2014-02-24T16:24:41","slug":"enrique-en-conserva","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriatercerciclo\/2012\/03\/15\/enrique-en-conserva\/","title":{"rendered":"Enrique en conserva"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hace\u00a0unos\u00a0a\u00f1os, una mujer\u00a0soltera\u00a0quer\u00eda\u00a0tener\u00a0un hijo\u00a0y buscando\u00a0encontr\u00f3\u00a0una receta\u00a0que dec\u00eda:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00abEnrique en conserva\u00bb. Esta receta\u00a0le encant\u00f3, por lo que se puso\u00a0manos a la obra. <\/span><\/p>\n

INGREDIENTES<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Enrique en conserva<\/p><\/div>\n

– 3 cl. de sangre\u00a0de leopardo.<\/p>\n

– 3 gr. de cerebro\u00a0de delf\u00edn.<\/p>\n

– 4 patas de mono.<\/p>\n

– 1 L. de caf\u00e9<\/p>\n

– Un trozo\u00a0de un bal\u00f3n\u00a0de cuero.<\/p>\n

– Un trozo\u00a0de llanta\u00a0de bicicleta.<\/p>\n

UTENSILIOS<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– Thermomix.<\/p>\n

– 1 bol.<\/p>\n

– Un maniqu\u00ed\u00a0de unos 148 cm.<\/p>\n

– Una lata\u00a0de conservas de 150 cm.<\/p>\n

– Una batidora.<\/p>\n

PREPARACI\u00d3N<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Echar\u00a0en la Thermonix\u00a0los 3 gr. del cerebro\u00a0de deflf\u00edn, las patas\u00a0de mono, el trozo\u00a0de llanta\u00a0de bicicleta. Despu\u00e9s\u00a0batir\u00a0hasta que quede\u00a0todo\u00a0l\u00edquido. Con esta\u00a0mezcla\u00a0se consigue\u00a0que el individuo\u00a0sea deportista\u00a0e inteligente.<\/p>\n

Echar\u00a0la mezcla\u00a0en un bol, y mientras\u00a0se remueve\u00a0a\u00f1adir\u00a0poco a poco los 3 cl. de sangre\u00a0de leopardo\u00a0y el litro\u00a0de caf\u00e9. El resultado\u00a0l\u00edquido\u00a0quedar\u00e1\u00a0de\u00a0un color amarillento.<\/p>\n

Dejar\u00a0reposar\u00a0durante\u00a0dos horas. cuando\u00a0haya\u00a0tomado\u00a0un tono\u00a0rojizo\u00a0introducir\u00a0la masa dentro\u00a0del maniqu\u00ed.\u00a0A continuaci\u00f3n, meter el maniqu\u00ed\u00a0en la lata\u00a0de conservas\u00a0y cerrar\u00a0muy bien.<\/p>\n

Cuando\u00a0transcurran\u00a0once a\u00f1os, abrir\u00a0la lata, echarle\u00a0encima\u00a0una taza\u00a0de caf\u00e9\u00a0 y estar\u00e1\u00a0listo\u00a0para utilizarse.<\/p>\n

Si no funciona\u00a0correctamente, si Enrique en conserva\u00a0no se mueve, \u00a1es que eres\u00a0un mal cocinero!<\/p>\n

Enrique.<\/span><\/p>\n

Taller de escritura\u00a0\u00abautorreceta\u00bb.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hace\u00a0unos\u00a0a\u00f1os, una mujer\u00a0soltera\u00a0quer\u00eda\u00a0tener\u00a0un hijo\u00a0y buscando\u00a0encontr\u00f3\u00a0una receta\u00a0que dec\u00eda: \u00abEnrique en conserva\u00bb. Esta receta\u00a0le encant\u00f3, por lo que se puso\u00a0manos a la obra. INGREDIENTES – 3 cl. de sangre\u00a0de leopardo. – 3 gr. de cerebro\u00a0de delf\u00edn. – 4 patas de mono. – 1 L. de caf\u00e9 – Un trozo\u00a0de un bal\u00f3n\u00a0de cuero. – Un trozo\u00a0de llanta\u00a0de bicicleta. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,67],"tags":[176],"class_list":["post-4114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-6o-epo","category-taller-de-escritura-6o","tag-taller-de-escritura"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4mLU4-14m","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriatercerciclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriatercerciclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriatercerciclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriatercerciclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriatercerciclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4114"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriatercerciclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4114\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriatercerciclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriatercerciclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriatercerciclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}