{"id":62,"date":"2009-04-01T12:16:17","date_gmt":"2009-04-01T11:16:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alqueriatercerciclo.wordpress.com\/?p=62"},"modified":"2014-02-24T15:54:07","modified_gmt":"2014-02-24T15:54:07","slug":"los-cretinos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriatercerciclo\/2009\/04\/01\/los-cretinos\/","title":{"rendered":"Los cretinos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span style=\"font-size:11pt;font-family:Tahoma\">ARGUMENTO:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:11pt;font-family:Tahoma\">Se basa en dos personajes, la se\u00f1ora y el se\u00f1or Cretino que son cretinos, sucios y horribles. La se\u00f1ora Cretino siempre busca jugarle una broma a su pareja el se\u00f1or Cretino, quien, a su vez tambi\u00e9n intenta hacerle bromas a ella.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:11pt;font-family:Tahoma\">Su casa es horripilante y fea, en ella se formaran aventuras con una familia de monos -a la que tienen como prisioneros- y unos p\u00e1jaros -que est\u00e1n cansados que los Cretinos los maten para hacer pastel- har\u00e1n lo posible por jugarle una broma a los personajes que los han hecho sufrir. Finalmente la pareja se encoje por la broma jugada por los monos y todos son felices.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:11pt;font-family:Tahoma\"><img decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"63\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriatercerciclo\/8420449024\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriatercerciclo\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/13\/2009\/04\/8420449024.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"180,291\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"LOS CRETINOS\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriatercerciclo\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/13\/2009\/04\/8420449024.jpg\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-63\" title=\"LOS CRETINOS\" src=\"https:\/\/cloud.alqueria.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/13\/2009\/04\/84204490241.jpg\" alt=\"LOS CRETINOS\" width=\"180\" height=\"291\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ARGUMENTO: Se basa en dos personajes, la se\u00f1ora y el se\u00f1or Cretino que son cretinos, sucios y horribles. La se\u00f1ora Cretino siempre busca jugarle una broma a su pareja el se\u00f1or Cretino, quien, a su vez tambi\u00e9n intenta hacerle bromas a ella. Su casa es horripilante y fea, en ella se formaran aventuras con una [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3,70],"tags":[96,145,178],"class_list":["post-62","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-6o-epo","category-tertulia-literaria-6o","tag-biblioteca","tag-lectura","tag-tertulia-literaria"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4mLU4-10","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriatercerciclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriatercerciclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriatercerciclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriatercerciclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriatercerciclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=62"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriatercerciclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriatercerciclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=62"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriatercerciclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=62"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alqueria.es\/blogs\/alqueriatercerciclo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=62"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}